Reasons I Think My Cat, Franz Is a Latent Homosexual

  • Unwavering eye contact while I disrobe.
  • Purrs erotically when I get that spot behind his ear.
  • Partially colorblind.
  • Falls asleep in my lap. (close to my genitals)
  • Slinks out of room when Karen and I hump loudly.
  • Grooms himself regularly.
  • Has a tiny bell on his collar*
  • Stalks mice when he should be stalking the ladies.
  • Likes eating salmon. Salmon is pink. Pink is a girl color.
  • No kittens.

* so gay, right??

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