Who Said It: Donald Trump or Skeletor?

1. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

2. “Today is a good day for hugs.”

3. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best, they’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”

4. “I am deeply fulfilled by all that I do.”

5. “I am so powerful I even impress myself!”

6. “I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I always had a great relationship with

the Blacks.”

7. “I am free to be all I can.”

8. “Everything I give to others is a gift to myself. As I give, I receive.”

9. “I’ll turn you into a suitcase.”

10. “I am a natural leader and an inspiration to others.”

11. “You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

12. “Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.”

13. “Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.”

14. “I must possess all, or I possess nothing.”

15. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

Trump: 1, 3, 6, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15
Skeletor: 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 12, 14

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  1. I actually think DT might be a good thing for us…

  2. Hysterical! Trump. The gift that keeps on giving.

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