How to Have a Perfect Evening in 5 Easy Steps

step 1: cancel all plans*

step 2: take off all clothes*

step 3: make ice cream sundae*

step 4: eat sundae in hot tub*

step 5: cry uncontrollably

*optional

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  1. 1. Meditate about sex
    2. Go to bed early

  2. Reblogged this on thatswutshised and commented:
    Ha.

    Sob.

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