Me Getting in Trouble at Work: Halloween Edition

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Explanation and Transcription:

I’m a bad boy.* That’s why no memo posted at work is safe. I’ll write on literally anything you put in front of me (including memos). Below is a transcription. Enjoy!

October 8th, 2014

To: All Staf Members

From: Management

Re: All Hallow’s Eve

All staff is required to dress in costume on October 31st, 2014

NO GUTS OR GORE ALLOWED/PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PARENTS AND CHILDREN WHEN SELECTING AN OUTFIT FOR THIS SHIFT.

Please feel free to Zombify and Slut yourself up after your shift.

Also, we are no longer taking requests for time off on Hallow’s Eve
Thank you.

Jameson: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE ON THIS OR ANY OHTER POSTINGS THAT MANAGEMENT PUTS UP.

okay *frowny face* (in THIS guy’s handwriting).

*BIG TIME

Update: I will be celebrating this “All Hallow’s Eve” as a slutty sushi roll.

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  1. The photograph of the kid sitting on the store steps is awesome.

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