eHarmony Profile of Your Neighbor’s Eight-Year-Old Son, Jeremy

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Jeremy from Pooptown, FL

Occupation: Full time explorer (of your body)DOnt TELL mY MOM I SAid THAT!

Age: 69

Height: 69 (lenth is Also 69)

Wants Kids: NO!

Kids At Home: Me. Also my sister JAime but everyone hates her

Ethnicity: White

Religion: Adventure Time

Drinks: Yes but only Sunny D becuz juice sucks

Smokes: No mom says ill die

Match Delivered: 30 June 2014

 

In My Own Words: I know my mom is on this i dont want her to have any more boyfriends. i hate Clark but at least he has a dirtbiek. dirtbikes are freakin awsome!!!

 

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